Chris Seaver Movies
- 2008

Film Crew
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A lunatic crashes a theater's midnight Troma marathon.
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- 2008

Wet Heat
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WET HEAT pays homage to the spy genre as Teenape is sprung from prison to track down the kidnapped "President of Show Business" before all of...
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- 2008

Ski Wolf
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Inspired by the 1980s comedy hits Teen Wolf and Ski School, this low-budget spoof centers on a group of ski bums who are forced to momentarily set...
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- 2011

Moist Fury
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It's "Death Wish" meets "Savage Streets" meets "Monty Python" in this over the top 80's style revenge comedy. When their best fighter, Dewback, is...
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- 2013

Stoinky Beach
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It’s 1986, the weather is hot and the babes are WET! Join Lance, Lucas, Rick and Wheels as they head on down to the coolest beach around,...
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- 2006

Destruction Kings
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Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!
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- 1996

Bloody Nipples
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A Ska salesman goes door-to-door to sell Ska products while a madman Ska hater killer is on the loose.
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- 2005

The Sadness
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Sam and Jason are best buds who enjoy being DJs at their local college radio station. When their friend Becky witnesses the murder of her neighbor,...
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- 2000

Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
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Chris Seaver's Anal Paprika trilogy continues. This time, Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy must face Vampires.
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- 2005

Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse Fuck!
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FILTHY McNASTIEST goes beyond the previous films and introduces D'artagnan, who proves that the female is indeed the deadliest of the species! She...
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- 2004

Blood Trim: The Bleeding
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Blood Trim is a short flick about the evil Desmond St. Croix and his bloodthirsty taste for the sweet tangy solitude of period blood. Yes that's...
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- 2012

Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
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In 1945, the members of P.I.A. (Paranormal Investigation Agency) landed in Nazi Germany and defeated Hitler and his evil scheme to unleash...
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- 2003

Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
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In Bloody Giblets, join Teen-Ape and friends for a time traveling erotic adventure, battling evil and fighting for the American Way.
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- 1993

Dark Magic
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Two tales of fright! Dead Skin: When a jealous boyfriend kills the guy his girlfriend was cheating with, he comes back from beyond the grave for...
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- 2006

Twas the Funk Before Christmas
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Teenape and Bubbles partner up with a busty elf to help find the kidnapped Santa Claus, and the turgid and squishy misadventures they get in along...
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- 2008

The Bleu Cheese Brothers
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The Bleu Cheese Brothers is an out of this world Ernest Fan Film which shows you, the ERNEST fan, what happened after his untimely death. Two geeky...
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- 2005

Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
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Mulva comes out of a five-year coma and seeks revenge against Teenape and his gang for stealing her Halloween candy.
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- 2015

The Weirdsies
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Four geeky friends seeking to lose their virginity go on one last summer adventure after they find out about a very gross and curious rumor they must...
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- 2011

Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
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When an elvin village is taken over by the goblin warlord Vondruke, and one of their kinswoman Marge is taken captive, a young elf girl named...
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- 1999

Anal Paprika
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A couple of dolts lost in the woods get stalked by a lunatic obsessed with John Stamos.
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